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Post by Garnet17th on May 31, 2003 21:29:12 GMT -5
How to Catch a Bishie on a budget Now I realize some of you may not have enough to buy bishieballs or lure them with expensive bait so here we go again! Step One: Stalking.. It's very important to gather as much information as possible on your guy... creeping around in bushes, making phone calls just to hear his voice.. visiting his web pages etc etc.. the basics ppl.. Oh yeah if anyones interested I'll write an article on how to stalk bishies too but thats for another day. Anyways while your stalking them remain as inconspicous as possible Step Two: Love at first sight.. Make sure he notices you.. purposely accidentally bump into him. Make sure you don't look like your over done.. just naturally beautiful.. even tho you spend hours just trying to look natural.. apologize, smile and offer him a hand.. let him know that your into something he is.. something small so he won't be suspicious Step Three: Continually run into him through various increments of time... eventually you'll become good friends.. Step Four: When you continually run into him somewhere near his house... make him accidentally spill something on you.. then he'll offer you take him to your house to clean up.. Step Five: Cloroform *however you spell it* When he's got his back to you. Now you guys are all set Total cost: Price of Chlorform Dry cleaning for the outfit he soaked There Next time: Eliminating the competition hmm Good tips
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Post by Chibiwonton on Jun 1, 2003 15:16:48 GMT -5
teach me how to illiminate my opponents!!
*stares at all the killua fans....and YOU!!*
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Post by introspectivegirl on Jun 3, 2003 16:30:58 GMT -5
How to eliminate teh competition
Okay hey it's me Bets-Chan back for more insanity!!!
1. Most bisojos are probably weak with the exception of naru and melin and all those other great abusive girls! Well.. you know those nets that your bishies always bit out of? Well there great for trapping
2. Geled hair.. extra point extra better... poke there eyes out with it!!
3. pepper spray em and cry.. it'll make you seem like the ladyee in distress therefore more likely to get coaxed and comforted by em
*giggles kawaii chibi itch yugi chan!!*
*Sniggers some more*
To be continued.. I'm at school and cannot obsess properly!
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Post by M-Chan on Jun 3, 2003 21:48:20 GMT -5
*hatches a plan to kill yuki-watshername (takes my ken away hmph.. and relena*
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Post by Calliston on Jun 4, 2003 10:00:26 GMT -5
Eliminating the competition? Hell yea!!!
Firstly, if you still have those great bishie balls left, feel free to use them to stun a few of those bishoujos. Yes, they're usually weak, so feel free to engage in the regular meleeing. Pulling hair, slapping, random abuse with pocky swords, you know, the usual!
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Post by introspectivegirl on Jun 8, 2003 23:37:29 GMT -5
Training Guide on How to catch a bishie
Lesson one: Movement
One of the most important factors in bishie captor is speed... now while you may be hell bent on chasing after your beloved cutie... him running for his life... well it kind of gives him an advantage so I propose the following excersise
First you need to get a hat with a sfishing hook attached... then dangle a plushie of your bishie on the end Every morning you start a vigorious work out on trying to catch the plushie.. which like your bishie is nearly impossible.. train for at least a month.. not only will he be awed at your excellent speed.. but think how many extra kisses you can get in now that your supa fast
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Post by Chibiwonton on Jun 9, 2003 0:44:47 GMT -5
Haha!! brilliant strategy!! *starts looking for a plushie of killua!*
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Post by M-Chan on Jun 9, 2003 0:58:38 GMT -5
i wonder where i can find a ken plushie?
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Post by Calliston on Jun 9, 2003 20:55:46 GMT -5
I personally say just ambush the sucker! Nobody said you couldn't catch bishies with help from your fellow fangirls!! You'll do the same for them of course, just as long as they realize he's all yours.
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Post by introspectivegirl on Jun 9, 2003 21:00:48 GMT -5
I was originally going to post lesson two today but I'm not properly motivated plus i hv hw.. *sighs*.. well I would write but wheres my Yugi muse?! Actually I wouldn't mind a kiley muse if someone offered..
LoL ambushing is all fine and great but what if your friends suddenly realize.. man he's hot?!
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Post by Calliston on Jun 9, 2003 21:04:02 GMT -5
Are you implying something?
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Post by introspectivegirl on Jun 9, 2003 21:08:40 GMT -5
I'm to impulsive and stupid to imply stuff... lol i thought that was obvious
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Post by Calliston on Jun 11, 2003 22:38:14 GMT -5
Bah, that's not true! Well, not the stupid part anyway.
I got an idea!! You could trap them in an abandoned warehouse and say you're rehearsing for a play!!
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Post by introspectivegirl on Jun 11, 2003 22:49:34 GMT -5
or you could say you have a disease where any sudden movements they make could put you into shock and kill you because your mentally unstable and then latch yourself onto them
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Post by M-Chan on Jun 11, 2003 23:09:28 GMT -5
or you could do the old fashion fainting by them and when they bend down and say are you okay? you pop up and catch them ahha...
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